Guys... Tell me

I live on bit of a dramatical side when I tell stories. What I mean is I like to add flare to a story but the facts STAY true. I'm not a telephone or change stories to make them sound better. If a person tells me their business, you will hear --if you hear it-- what they told me. I leave my drama to my moral dilemmas or when I want to setup a situation like the one I'm about to ask you all about right now ; ))


MEN! You are talking to a woman. Getting to be her friend. Basically getting a feel for her to see if she would be someone you want to date later. You decide she is and you approach her. She comes back at you with a "let me think about it". Not to blow you off but to see if she's feeling you the same way.

She comes back. She hands you a folded sheet of paper and walks off. You open it and see this...

What is the reaction?

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If she don't kill you, I will

I know you've seen this story...


Jefferson Breaks up via e-mail.

I don't know about you but... I'm right back to I'm not saying it's okay to kill... (pause) but I understand.

How in the hell do you plan a half a million dollar wedding and then skip out on it two hours before the wedding? What in the hell was pressing in your relationship that you would humiliate this woman who's agreed to be with you and standing by your side through thick and thin?!

You didn't even bother to tell her, you called your boy and told him! Not only that, you give your boy your Black AMEX credit card to enjoy the night?!? : | Seriously.

BUT WAIT!!! There's MORE!!!

He breaks up with her via e-mail.

E-MAIL?!?! Yo punk ass ain't got enough courage to do it in person?!? You gotta use modern technology to end your relationship. You either a dumb ass or you gay. Which is it?! You swear you ain't gay but this is some punk ass shit! Take that back. Gay men will break up with you in your face. They don't need the middle-man. They will just burn your house or fuck your car up before they take the punk way out. I don't need to insult gay men because they are honest and straightforward. Richard Jefferson, however, is not.

Seriously!

I'm not saying it's okay to kill... (pause) but I understand.

If she doesn't kill you, I would for her. I don't know what I would do if a man treated me with such little respect. So what if he offered her 6 figures to start over but what about the emotional damage you've just caused?! Youse a punk ass!

I'm not saying it's okay to kill... (pause) but I understand.

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